典型的反面教材：

 

 

Hi this is Steven Kervert, speaking.

男：嗨，我是Steven Kervert。

 

Hi how're you doing sir? this is al riggo jones co-operated. How are you doing sir?

骗：你好，先生你好吗？这里是Al Riggo Jones有限公司。先生你好吗？

 

I'm doing just fine. I'm calling regards to application?

男：我很好。我打电话来询问那个账户申请。

 

Yes sir.

骗：好的，先生。

 

Excellent. My colleague told me that he spoke with you briefly yesterday. He mentioned, you know, how you guys came up with greengrass called Kit(?)... That was uh, pretty cool how you came out with that name.

男：太好了。我的同事告诉我他昨天和你简单通过话了。他说你们出了一种greengrass软件名叫Kit（？），它嗯，你给它取的名字挺酷的。

 

Thank you sir.

骗：谢谢你，先生。

 

So can you tell me a little bit about your business like how you generate traffic and, you know, what you can do for convert two media?

男：那么你能不能告诉我一点你们商务上的事，比如你们如何计算流量还有如何转换两种媒体格式？

 

Well uh, on the brink(?) unprofessional cert (?) qualified lead. what do I use is search engine optimization that means client (?) I use content and use the Google that would track the provider(divider?) and the (midotare?). I also use purple click and google keyword analysis that you look at your competition and look at the best keyword with the best price that brings the traffic. Um I use advertise in that word that like media byin (?). I use MSN, BING and I use yahoo. and I also use the CPM - you know, an expression about...

骗：嗯，我们是有专业认证的。我们用SEO，意思就是客户端用内容，再用Google追踪提供者（？）和（midotare？）。我也用（？）指针以及Google关键词概括，它能去调查你的竞争对手，查出能以最佳价位提升流量的最佳关键词。我用（Media Byin？），MSN，BING，还有Yahoo。我也用CPM——它的意思是……

 

[This guy uses the bing, the spiders haha]

[这家伙用微软的必应，用蜘蛛哈哈]

 

...and your professional service. And we also use autocode (?) marketing, we use MySpace...

骗：……的专业服务。我们也用自动编码（？）市场软件，还用Myspace……

 

[ask him about the instant conversion pixel (?) on ad prints (?)]

[问问他在广告页上的快速转换像素（？）]

 

...auto marketing, (?) and we use blog.

骗：……自动市场软件。我们也用博客。

 

oh you use blog as well? you mentioned that you do search engine optimization SE0?

男：哦你也用博客？你提到你们有做名为SE0的SEO？

 

Yes. I use search engine optimization. matter of fact I got a software that tracks all the top priority (corporate RT?) domains (?) and use link exchange top priority (?) so I got a software that also help me with my search engine optimization that helps me put that into Google search engines and directories, it helps with links top priority (?) and exchange and it also do the ranking. Or do the organic ranking so it gets the top ranking of the best choices.

骗：是的。我用SEO。事实上，我有一款软件，它能追踪所有的最高级别（？）网址，然后用链接交换。这款软件同样帮助我进行SEO，能让我把它放进Google搜索引擎和路径。它对最高级别（？）的链接和交换都有帮助，也能做排名。或者做有机排名，从而得到最佳选择的最好排名。

 

Did you hear um, did you get the search.. did you look into the SE3 or the SE2?

男：你有没有听说嗯，你有没有去搜索……你知道不知道SE3和SE2？

 

Yeah he mentioned that and I told him that's what we do. we do the MSN and the bing. and I told him that's what we do, we specialized in search engine optimization too, sir.

骗：是的，他提到了那些，我告诉他我就是做那些的。我们做MSN和Bing。我告诉他了，我们也擅长做SEO，先生。

 

you didn't tell me anything about SE0. can you elaborate on SE0?

男：你没有告诉我SE0是怎么回事。可以详细说说SE0吗？

 

Yes sir. ...What we use is use... what we use is we write webpages. and what you use is the Google, they look for content. like for instance, let's say you're doing like cat and dove (?) and the program you'll specify in cat and dove, and there're different WebPages. so Google can pick it up on the spider...

骗：是的先生……我们用……我们用的是，我们编写网页。你用Google，它能搜索内容。比如说你的工作领域是猫和鸽子（啥，肯定是我听错了），你就在程序输入猫和鸽子，然后就会有不同的网页。Google就可以把这个信息给蜘蛛……

 

[on the spider]

[给蜘蛛啊]

 

...they go back to your HTML that means hypertext. it's difficult(?) by different code that you click without your domain or something like your title or the body.

骗：……它们回到你的HTML，HTML的意思就是超链接。它靠不同的编码区别，不是域名，是标题和内容之类的。

 

did you select the instant notification pixel with Google that fires off your leader on the madiclean (?) when you (survey?) a lead?

男：你要用Google选择快速提示像素来在（madiclean？）上开除你的老板么？（这句话没跟下来，不过基本是个胡乱调侃）

 

yes. um Google. which one I use is, I use word tracker. have you heard of word tracker?

骗：是的，用Google。我用的是文字跟踪器（word tracker）。你听说过文字跟踪器么？

 

um I’ve heard of word tracker. but you know, I only just want to know if you guys know anything about that new technology with that instant pixel finder notification deal?

男：嗯，我听说过。但是我只想知道，你们是否知道那个新兴技术——快速像素查找报告器？

 

I’ve got a better one. I’ve got a software.

骗：我有更好的。我有这个软件。

 

[laughs]

[笑]

 

... yeah I've got a better one. a software that does all that...

骗：……是的我有个更好的软件，它能做所有那些事……

 

[I gotta hire this mother fucker]

[我得把这人聘下来]

 

... and it takes care of everything.

骗：……所有事它都能完成。

 

wow it takes care of everything?

男：哇，所有事都能完成？

 

[i'm gonna put him on the payroll]

[我要给他发工资]

 

wow can you just tell me one more time about the spiders and the stuff like that, like how you deal with the spiders?

骗：哇，你能不能再告诉我一次，那些蜘蛛什么的，比如你要怎么对付那些蜘蛛？

 

you know, well, the Google uses spider. that means it allows the...

骗：你知道，恩，Google用蜘蛛，就是说用它们来……

 

[the google the google]

[Google啊，Google]

 

... more that save them like...

骗：……保存它们……

 

[i want this guy. i wanna hire him]

[我要这家伙。我一定要聘请他]

 

... what it do is, that google looks at the spiders. they check the scene...

骗：……Google所做的是，去查看那些蜘蛛。它们察看当前情况……

 

[the google eats up (?) the spiders]

[Google吃蜘蛛]

 

... which one to, will be ranked by automotive the way the content is in the webpage, that means if you put...

骗：……网页上的信息将机动排列，也就是说如果你把……

 

[automotive? I think they're automatic]

[机动？我还以为它们本来就是自动的]

 

...your html into the code that the way you brevate(?)

骗：……你的HTML代码……

 

[this is good.]

[真不错]

 

...with the flash and the...

骗：……利用Flash还有……

 

[yeah, he did some homework.]

[哈，他下了些功夫]

 

[little brother babies (?)]

[小P孩]

 

[spider babies? babies]

[蜘蛛小P孩]

 

... you know the president(?) signal that you put those blacks(?) with it, they goes by ...

骗：……你知道那些（president？）信号，你和它一起输入……（后半段听不出）

 

[will you make the application public to keep away from this fucking dumbass]

[我一定要公开这个应用程序，让人都远离这个白痴]

 

...HTML ... type in the domain that go by your body and also they go by your webpage... those words that you put in...

骗：……HTML……输入域名，它们就通过网站主体以及你的网页……那些你输入的关键词……

 

[make sure you gotta prove him(?) how, then hang up]

[一定要让他（？没听清），然后再挂电话]

 

... your link ... what your ranking to put it in.

骗：……你的链接……还有输入你的排名。

 

[ask him about ninja optimization]

[问问他忍者优化]

 

[he's going on for 5 minutes now]

[他都说了五分钟了]

 

are you like, doing any ninja optimization?

男：你们有没有做忍者优化业务？

 

yeah, I've heard ninja optimization. but our software takes care of everything.

骗：是的，我听说过忍者优化，不过我们的软件可以包办这些。

 

ok well you know, that seals the deal for me. you know, we're looking for ninja optimization. it's a... we wanna lay this technology of yours with SE0 and SE1, including SE3 as now we're been taught of ninja optimization with the google automatic pixel fire, um so i mean...

男：好的，我知道这些就够了。我们正在关注忍者优化，它是……我们想把这份技术和SE0以及SE1结合在一起，还有SE3。现在我们知道了忍者优化，还有Google自动像素技术，所以……

 

i got it. i got the lead software that does all that.

骗：明白了。我有一个很好的软件，它能做所有这些。

 

all that. ok. we're also looking, you know, for people. can you send me that url sample again? I mean if I give you an address?

男：所有这些。很好。我们也在招聘人。你能不能再给我那个网址（这句估计不对）？我是说，我给你一个网址？

 

yes you can give me an address.

骗：没问题，你可以给我网址。

 

ok ok yeah. it's a... we'll hold that after the end when I get you a proof (?)for the nod (?). one last thing, i got a website i needed you to go to yesterday. are you on the internet?

男：很好，它是……嗯，我们等到最后再说这个，我会给你以肯定的。还有，我有一个网站，昨天我就让你去了。你现在能联网吗？

 

yes we're on the internet.

骗：是的，我能。

 

can you go to m-a-k-e?

男：你能不能去m-a-k-e？

 

wait a minute.

骗：稍等。

 

[make monies online]

[在线赚钱网]

 

you gotta type this in the google address bar.

男：你要把这些输入进Google地址栏。

 

ok.

骗：好。

 

do you have audio?

男：你开没开声音？

 

yes wait a minute. No i don't have audio but i'll type it in. wait a minute, let's see. m-a-k-e, what else?

骗：稍等。不，我没有音频（声音），不过我会输入的。M-a-k-e，然后呢？

 

m-o-n-i-e-s

男：（拼写网址）

 

monies, uh huh?

骗：Monies，还有？

 

o-n-l-i-n-e dot com

男：（拼写网址）

 

wait. online.com

骗：稍等。Online.com

 

yeah go ahead and hit enter.

男：嗯，按回车。

 

ok.

骗：好的。

 

[you spare me rock]

[（好像是唱什么歌）]

 

what do you got, do you got a page? do you see a verification picture?

男：你看到什么了，网页看到了吗？看到一个验证画面了吗？

 

yeah i'm going soon. now. i've put them in the google. do you want me to put it in the browser or the google browser? which one you want me to put it in?...that erm search engine.

骗：是的，就好了。现在我已经在Google输入这些了。你希望我把它输入在浏览器还是Google浏览器？哪一个……嗯，搜索引擎。

 

ah you're supposed to put it in the address bar dude, where you type the address.

男：啊，你要把它输入在地址栏。

 

oh the address bar. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. m-a-k-e

骗：哦，地址栏。对不起。M-a-k-e

 

can you turn on your speakers?

男：能不能打开你的音箱？

 

yes sir.

骗：好的。

 

thank you.

男：谢谢。

 

that's all?

骗：就这些？

 

ok.

男：嗯。

 

make monies online dot com

男：（拼写网址）

 

dot com. got you sir.

骗：.com 。好了，先生。

 

with lots of speakers.

男：音量一定要开大。

 

ok. oh man it won't go through. it keeps going up and down.

骗：好的。哦，开不了，网站一直上下跳。

 

and what about this?

男：什么？

 

the website, it keeps going up and down.

骗：网站它一直上下跳。

 

it's moving? the website?

男：网站？在跳？

 

the website. yeah.

骗：是啊。

 

well that's odd. I've never heard of a website moving up and down.

男：这可真奇怪。我从来没听说过什么网站上下跳。

 

[ask him if there's any cock]

[问问他有没有看到JJ]

 

is there any cock on your screen?

男：你的屏幕上有没有显示JJ？

 

no. uh-uh.

骗：没有。

 

no? no meat?

男：没有？也没显示裸体？

 

no.

骗：没有。

 

what song it's playing?

男：网站正在播放什么音乐？

 

um... it's none right now.

骗：嗯……现在没有音乐。

 

[I hear you clicking.]

[我听见你点击鼠标了]

 

I hear you having a javascript window. is that from the spiders?

男：我听到你开了一个Javascript窗口。那是不是蜘蛛干的？

 

oh. oh yeah it's the...

骗：哦。哦是的，是……

 

is there meat or cock or anything?

男：屏幕上没有JJ、裸体什么的？

 

oh ok yeah. ah no you can't... you got me. you got me.

骗：嗯，是的。啊，不，你不能……你把我耍了，把我耍了。

 

[laugh]

[笑]

 

i saw that before. yeah.

骗：我看过这个。嗯。

 

you've seen that before? that's my favorite website.

男：你看过这个？这可是我最喜欢的网站。

 

yeah. hehehe you've got me on that.

骗：是的，呵呵呵你可把我给耍了。

 

all right. En Riggo right?

男：好的。你们是En Riggo吧？

 

yes, Al Riggo.

骗：是Al Riggo。

 

Al riggo. well um can you give me your full name and details real quick?

男：Al Riggo。你能不能告诉我全名？

 

Al Riggo jones greengrass collen corporated.

骗：Al Riggo jones greengrass……（名称可能不准确）公司。

 

all right... thank you very much. you've been approved for denial.

男：很好，谢谢你。你的申请我们批准拒绝，

 

ok thank you sir. Bye bye.

骗：谢谢你先生。再见。